{"product_id":"commute-fuel-canvas","title":"Commute Fuel Canvas","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTook the wheel because the human was \"just five minutes.\" GPS still lying. Coffee labeled Commute Fuel like that's going to fix this. Nine lives, zero patience left.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe printed the evidence so you can hang this disaster on your wall instead of living it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA premium matte stretched canvas for cat people who have survived the commute and need everyone to know about it. Arrives ready to hang — because at least \u003cem\u003esomething\u003c\/em\u003e in your day should be easy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12″ x 16″ (Vertical) — the perfect size for passive-aggressive wall art\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1.25″ solid pine frame, ethically sourced (unlike your morning traffic situation)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte canvas — cotton \u0026amp; polyester composite, zero glare, maximum suffering captured\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft rubber dots on back corners so it stays put, unlike certain drivers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack hanging hardware included — just nail it and go\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlight size tolerance of ±⅛\" — the only variable in your life right now that is acceptable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShips to:\u003c\/strong\u003e US, Canada, Spain, UK, Germany, and Australia. Because the commute is universal.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12″ x 16″ (Vertical) \/ 1.25\"","offer_id":48529401872602,"sku":"35336059129646860996","price":69.21,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/1924\/1690\/files\/9223634218431651462_2048.jpg?v=1788117544","url":"https:\/\/www.mewmodern.com\/products\/commute-fuel-canvas","provider":"Mew Modern","version":"1.0","type":"link"}